A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting
marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He
asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.
In response the doctor said, “When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try
startling yourself”.
One the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a
starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to
his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his
wife in bed, already naked. He’s so horney and keen to try out his new
’system’ that he doesn’t think twice and leaps on board.
After a few minutes `slap and tickle’, they find themselves in
the ‘69′ position. Sure enough, only moments later the man feels the
sudden urge to come. Following doctor’s orders, he grabs the starter
pistol off the bedside table and fires it.
The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, “How
did it go?”
The man answered, “Just great, a**hole…when I fired the pistol my wife
sh*it on my face, bit 3 inches off my tool and my neighbor came out of
the closet naked with his hands in the air!”

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