A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting
marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He
asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.
In response the doctor said, “When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try
startling yourself”.
One the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a
starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to
his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his
wife in bed, already naked. He’s so horney and keen to try out his new
’system’ that he doesn’t think twice and leaps on board.
After a few minutes `slap and tickle’, they find themselves in
the ‘69′ position. Sure enough, only moments later the man feels the
sudden urge to come. Following doctor’s orders, he grabs the starter
pistol off the bedside table and fires it.
The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, “How
did it go?”
The man answered, “Just great, a**hole…when I fired the pistol my wife
sh*it on my face, bit 3 inches off my tool and my neighbor came out of
the closet naked with his hands in the air!”
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oh well. he caught the bloody neighbour who has been sneaking around! dam that man!
That’s called modern-day Kamasutra in full action.
U really have imagination, humor and lots of instinct to catch hold of premature extra-marital ejaculation!
The doc’s advice was well meant. The hubby was well-meaning; but the wife was a pretty horney sex deprived. But the closet was the ideal bull’s eye.
Great,
Come up with more such intellectually humorous & hormone ejaculating jokes.
OMG, that’s sick and funny. LOL
oh well………doctors aint always rite now are they?!!!
nice one!!
Thanks again for the side buster. Keep it up.
lol
Not very funny.
whoa lol thats good
He must be new….
Well, that’s good! hahaha very funny!
At least he gets to know that his neighbour and wife are cheating on him.
LOL very Funny
aaaaaww fab star
I love it.
roftlol *dies of laughtor*
hahaha