A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting
marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He
asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.
In response the doctor said, “When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try
startling yourself”.
One the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a
starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to
his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his
wife in bed, already naked. He’s so horney and keen to try out his new
’system’ that he doesn’t think twice and leaps on board.
After a few minutes `slap and tickle’, they find themselves in
the ‘69′ position. Sure enough, only moments later the man feels the
sudden urge to come. Following doctor’s orders, he grabs the starter
pistol off the bedside table and fires it.
The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, “How
did it go?”
The man answered, “Just great, a**hole…when I fired the pistol my wife
sh*it on my face, bit 3 inches off my tool and my neighbor came out of
the closet naked with his hands in the air!”
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Saturday, January 30th, 2010
Which Drug Should I Switch To?
Saturday, January 30th, 2010I have been taking Paxil for over 9 years and only now due to excessive weight gain am I deciding to switch to something else. I was prescribed Paxil for depression and severe anxiety. Unknowing to me, Paxil also helped me with my premature ejaculation problem. So basically I want to get something that does NOT cause weight gain yet still helps prolong ejaculation. In a perfect world I would not take any drugs, but I’m so anxious and depressed that I can’t function normally, and I haven’t heard of any success stories of curing premature ejaculation naturally. I’ve been looking at the following: Wellbutrin, Zoloft, and Pristiq. Any info would be greatly appreciated.
I’ve Been Thinking About Buying “ejaculation Master.” Does It Work Or Is It Another Scam?
Saturday, January 30th, 2010I have a premature ejaculation problem. Everything works just fine. My penis is normal shaped (meaning I don’t have pyronies disease or anything like that), I don’t have E.D., I’m not impotent, and my sex drive is just fine. But I peak so soon I can’t last that long. Sometimes I can go for like 10 or even 15 minutes but most of the it’s around 5 to 7 minutes. Foreplay always works well because it prolongs the experience and I don’t have to last long at all to satisfy my wife. But I want to be able to please my wife long after foreplay and “make her head spin” (that’s the way she puts it when I satisfy her).
I checked the web and came across Ejaculation Master. I’ve read all the reviews and they all seem to be links to the website itself. So my question is two fold: Does any body have any advice on how to cure my problem? #2: Does anybody know anything about Ejaculation Master? is it for real or is it a scam?
Thanks for your answers.
Help Please!?
Saturday, January 30th, 2010Well this is kind of embarrassing. But i am suffering from premature ejaculation and its starting to cause some relationship problems. I know that the cause of my premature ejaculation is over masturbation. I did some research on the internet and i read that this was the easiest cause of premature ejaculation to cure. Id like for somebody to confirm a few things or tell me how it actually is, and please seriouse answers.
My understanding of it is that after so long of masturbating my penis has gotten used to the feel of my hand and used to ejaculating as fast as possible. When it comes into contact with a woman it feels so good that i ejaculate prematurely.Now if thats how it actually is,would it make since that after a few times of having sex and ejaculating prematurely i would get used to the feel of a woman and start lasting longer? if not how else would i be able to cure it. Note: I am almost positive over masturbation is the cause.
How Can I Increase My Penile Sensitivity?
Saturday, January 30th, 2010Through time, sexual partners have complained or at least hinted that it takes too long for me to ejaculate. I do not have any sensitivity in my penis and it can sometimes take hours for me to climax. The partner I am with normally reaches orgasm and it my take me an additional hour or so of masturbating to ***.
I have experimented with both men and women. I have tried every adult toy available. It still takes me hours.
My doctor prescribed me Viagra explaining that it would help me.
I have tried finding advice or information online; however, everything out there seems to cure premature ejaculation problems, not delayed ejaculation problems.
Does anyone have any advice for me?
Preamture Ejaculation Problem?
Saturday, January 30th, 2010I am a 26 years old married male who suffers from premature ejaculation, it takes only seconds and bothers both my wife and me. Any advice? Especially from those who had experienced the same condition and cured it?
I Need An Expert On This.. A Certified Or Doctor..or Some Professional About This..pls?
Saturday, January 30th, 2010does mastrbatng can cause premature ejaculation? how can you cure premature ejaculation?
Green Onion Seeds Use?
Saturday, January 30th, 2010does eating green onion seeds with a glass of water before every meal will cure premature ejaculation and nightfalls? if it is true then how many days one has to take this medicine?
Does Himalayan Niagra Really Work?
Saturday, January 30th, 2010What Will Happen If I Cut Off Masturbation For 7 Months??????
Saturday, January 30th, 2010i have cut off masturbation as my religion forbidden it and i have listened that it cause premature ejaculation so some people told me if cut it off you could cure from premature ejaculation. is that right
