A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem …
In response the doctor said, “When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself”. That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife.
At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband. As the two begin, they find themselves in the ‘69′ position. The man, moments later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol.
The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, “How did it go?”. The man answered, “Not that well … when I fired the pistol my wife sh1t on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!”
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its mop and bucket time pmsl
those are the dangers when you play with guns in the bedroom alright
lol
LOL!!!! wowww. too funny.
Fe**ing hel!
just pmsl!
Ha ha is that classed as a false start??!!
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nice one .lol
I neerly just pissed my pant laughing!!! This is funny as f*ck!!!
Oh yes very good lol
that’s real funny you made my day but now you made it hard for me to sit in my chair but still real funny
too cute
lol,lol,lol.10/10.
you are on a roll today,aren’t you?.
that’s good for me though,because i’m in a lol session.
thank you once again.
oh my god that was quite funny, have a star!!
Jimmy boy that’s just dirty,what would your mum say.I’m surprised Elly is reading such stuff, you wait till I see her mam,goodness me ill pass you over to her.
hello’ sorry jim their a right bunch, monday is a crazy day here in the salon,I was just shampooing a lady. Very funny mum will only laugh an old lady telling her a joke like that. Your going to think were all batty.
Omg too funny, chocking on my pepsi here. Star!
OMG!!!
Thank feck for incontinence pants!!
PMSL!!!
that was feckin hilarious hun, pmsl
have a star
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very good there!!! lol lol lo
You fire off a pistol not telling me you got it and I’d do the same!!hahahahahahahaha!!! Nobody coming out of the closet as little Johnnys Dad would say that just wouldn’t be right!! AAAhahahahahahaha!!! I’m killen myself here!! Thanks for the visual now you can put your arms down!! hahahahaha!!!
Hhahahhahahaaaaaaaa, rotflmfdo, fecking brilliand jim, i’ll have to keep this one loved, gotta go change my skiddies now pmsl